What went wrong, and who's to blame? Sesame Street gone wrong!

chasing sunsets!

Well America, me and S-Works the gnome are finally in tucson and it's hot, not figurtively but literally hot. It took me and S-Works two and a half days to make the drive. It was 2090 miles from Sycamore to Fair Wheel. It was a relief to finally get here and now its time to get to riding and L I V I N G. Although I am glad and excited to be here I already miss the Carolinas! Here are some pics from the trip!

Started in Brevard for some last bit of pisgah riding!


Got some good hang out time with the boys, a little cooking out and some badminton!


Tennessee!


Mississippi River


Arkansas!


Giant windmills in the plains!


Oklahoma, where the wind goes sweaping on the plains!


Don't mess with Texas, Proud state of George W. Bush!


Largest Cross in the western Hemisphere. Of Course everything big . . . Texas!


Barns and giant friendly cowboys!


Oh yea lots of BEEF. Don't all those cows look tasty!


New Mexico, my friend!


Oh yea that 18 wheeler has spinners, my friend! PIMP!


Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand, my friend!


Everyone in the back down and let me do the talking, border patrol my friend!


Arizona, my new home!


Stay in touch, and stay classy America!

Jibba jabba

Well howdy America! I just got back from bike school in Colorado and had a blast playing with bikes. It was a long three weeks of fun riding and lots of knowledge for my pea sized brain. It was amazing the detail that we had to get into and the length and precision that john barnett had gotten into in teaching us how to be proper bike mechanics. Now that I am back from colorado its time to pack up for my next adventure.........



First of all I would like to introduce my newest friend to you America. He had no name the time I first meet him, but he had the spirit of an old friend so I gave him a name of names. S-Works the Gnome!



I first found S-Works in the bushes at my parents house in NC while I was doing yard work. He was rummaging around eating shrooms and playing with the lady bugs. He is a jolly good fellow. He likes to eat drink and be merry, and is full of laughs. S-Works is partial to Helen Keller jokes, he finds them painfully ironic and hilarious! Anyways he is joining me on my adventure to Tucson Arizona to work at a bike shop called Fair Wheel Bikes. S-Works has been more than helpfull in planning and helping me pack for the trip.




S-Works has been uber helpful to me, and we are really excited to be getting on the road ASAP! Who knows what kind of shinanigans we will get ourselves into!

Keep In Touch America because you just might miss something Awesome!

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4 planes, 1 baby, 10 hours in a car, 20 cases of beer, funky dresses, and one important piece of paper!

Major Dudage!

Guns and Dogs!

Zen life partners!

ROCK n roll ain't noise pollution!

Hey America, so far life has been great here in Colorado. Having fun with some cool new people, new trails, and lots of new bike knowledge. Things are awsome as long as I don't pile it up in the corner while trying to drift like Sam Hill again. Here are some senic pics from some of the rides I have done to help you get your ROCKS off!

Stay Classy America!

where in the world is Gattis "gatling gun" Tyler?

well I am finally in colorado America, with only one plane stop in texas yeee haw! It is colder than it looks here, but I am excited to be here and can't wait for class to start tomorrow. Get my learn on! I got here early so i took a short ride after building my bike with just a multi tool. Here are some pics from the ride, I can't wait for more free time to explore, there are some big mountains just right out side my hotel door. for now im tired and hungry from my travels so goodbye for now america!