Pondering...

If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope He like enchiladas, because that's what He's getting!

I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people.

It's funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never realized that the real treasure was the fond memories they were creating.

If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I'm a coward.

Children need encouragement. If a kid gets an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way he develops a good, lucky feeling.

If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet you could shoot beer out of you nose.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.




Thanks to Deep Thoughts By Jack Handey!