Wierd Things Are Happening!

Somewhere in the cosmos I believe that stars must have aligned and created a cosmic vortex wherein an evil parrallel unvierse is being transposed unto earth..... How do I know this you ask AMERICA, well here is my proof .....


PROOF
1) It has been raining in Tucson AZ all day
2) I passed a test that I did not study for - Motor Cycle Lisence
3) I found womans underwear in the dryer - I have not seen a woman or person
of the female persuasion in our apartment in months
4) I did not want to drink beer last night
5) I helped clean the apartment


..... need I say more